Its the year 50BC plus 5000 minus 3000 or smth. Project sloppageddon has mutated doom-scrollers into monstrosities with a perfect youtube thumbnail smile.

Now, you must help Hank slay these foul grinning beasts and collect their eyes, so they may be sold to  the content farmers to produce view-bots made from the literal eyes of the changed.

But beware,  the doom-scrollers  can sniff a reaction out from a mile away, and are so sensitive to attention  that your mere presence near them will cause them to attack.

Oh and watch out for the barbed wire.  Lots of barbed wire...

CONTROLS:

WASD/Arrow keys to move.

Mouse to look around.

Click and hold to fire rapidly.

P to pause the game.

SERIOUS ADVICE: You may want to fiddle around with mouse sensitivity. Just a handy dandy tip.

Don't die, the consequences are super serious and everlasting.